New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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