I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
