She announced her abortion via fbk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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