I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Be still, my beating vagina.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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