Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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