I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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