YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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