Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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