it was like his penis was on wheels.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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