btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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