What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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