Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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