I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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