I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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