Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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