woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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