He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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