how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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