it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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