i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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