i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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