3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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