i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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