Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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