If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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