I didn't shave. On purpose
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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