would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
