She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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