It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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