Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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