i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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