I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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