Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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