I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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