whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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