the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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