there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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