I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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