Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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