So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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