I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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