I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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