If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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