I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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