David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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