we're blogging at a bar
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.