This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?