I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.