She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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