covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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