he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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