I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sorry about my life...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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