My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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