From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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