think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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