Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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