like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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